Trick or Treat

For Halloween I dressed up as Michael "Nelson" Forsythe. I wasn't new school Nelson. I was old school bag boy Nelson. As expected the ladies wouldnt get off me. Here is a picture of my elaborate costume, you can barely recognize me.
People that know Nelson thought it was hilarious, other people thought I just got off work and came to the party.

One lady stopped me at the gas station and said, "Do you work at the Publix on Airport Rd.?" I responded, "Uh no ma'am actually I'm dressing up as one of my friend's who works there".
She continued her story like she didn't even hear me, "I was at that Publix getting my husband prescriptions because he is very sick we buy more than $900 worth of medicine. There was a boy in front of me trying to buy Sudafed."
Me, "Ohh ok".
The old lady continued, "They asked the boy, who was obviously sick, what his address was. The young man gave a New Hope address you Publix people WOULDN'T sell Sudafed to the New Hope AREA!!"
(needless to say it's getting reeeally awkward).
"They said that there are too many druggies in NEWHOPE! I just walked out of the store. I took great offense to that because ya know what?" (awkward pause) I respond,
"Um you're from New H.." "THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! I'M FROM NEW HOPE!"

at this point I wanted to kill Nelson for ever working at place like Publix.

I ripped off my manly apron, threw it on the ground and shouted "Screw this PLACE I QUIT!". Just kidding I just said something like, "well that sucks... Next time you go to Publix ask for Nelson he will sell you all the Sudafed you WANT!".