Daydream Believer

When I was little my imagination ran wild. I usually kept a lot of these day dreams and fantasy's to myself. But yesterday I was sitting in our weekly BD meeting and I remembered one of those fantasy's. I will now bear my soul on this blog.

I was in Mrs. Thompson's 2nd grade class. Everything was normal. The teacher was boring us with stupid homework. She was talking but you could hear a pin drop in the room. I thought I heard a noise. But everything went back to normal. Then the ground started to shake, which was weird because we lived in Alabama, the ground never shakes in Alabama.

The ground started to shake harder and faster. Lamps were falling off the teachers desk, shelves started falling, women started screaming. There was a loud BANG! Like a train had just ran through half of our school and it kept going. Water started pouring through the door. Everyone was freaking OUT!

Me and my 3ft 85lbs friends tried to shut the door to save the women and children (yeah we were the children). But the water pressure was too much the room started to fill and bodies started to float to the top. Luckily i was on the swim team.

I swam to the ceiling I pushed them out of the way. I turned around and had to jump back into save the beautiful damsel in distress (and my second grade crush she will remainnameless) I pushed her up into the ceiling tiles with me.

We stayed there soaking wet. Waiting for rescue. She thanked me for saving her life. She leaned in and we kissed, she put her tongue in my mouth and it was so gross! WTF?! This is my day dream why the heck did she just stick her freakin tongue in my mouth?!

That's how it always ended, with her tongue in my mouth. At the time it was so weird! Now that I'm 25 I finally figured out why she put her tongue in mouth.